More Caffeine!

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An amazing thought occured to me today, and I am suprised it took 20 years to come to this conclusion.

I type here as my usual tired self, and I realize how important caffeine is in my life. And so I think: what if everything had caffeine? Soda, gum, and body soap products exist, but there is so much more we could put caffeine in. Our cleaning products, water, food, everything. Imagine how fast those damned bugs would die if caffeine was in your bug killer? The caffeine accelerates the process!

Back to water. Imagine a nice caffeine infused shower? Or drink of water? You'd be awake in an instant! What if there was caffeine in the regular objects you touched every day?!

Far out!
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